Mission Accomplished: Homelessness is "virtually over"

I guess I must have missed this, but apparently "homelessness is virtually over."

At least that's what John Gibson of Fox news says, so you know it's gotta be true:

"On yet another front, a published report today said that homelessness is virtually over. People may have crushing mortgages, but they have homes . . . . Bush has made sure you have a job, and this economy has insured you have a home."

I suppose that means Chicago Coalition for the Homeless should declare mission accomplished and close up shop. If you know where we can find some jump suits and a aircraft carrier, let us know.

(Thanks for Crooks and Liars for the link--which is one of the best blogs around)